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betsypaige22:

wretchedsilence:

relyonloveonceinawhile:

whatmariadidnext:

two4fit:

TABLOID HEADLINES WITHOUT THE SEXISM

"WOMAN IN TRACKSUIT PROBABLY NOT DISOWNED BY ENTIRE FAMILY"

"It’s mildly breezy outside."

"Woman has legs"

I love this so much…..

thinkiwannaharrylou:

you probably think oil companies are to blame for global warming

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yeah cause they are

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oh cry me a river

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if i did you’d pollute it

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YOU BLEEDING HEART LIBERAL

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ESTABLISHMENT PUPPET

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DO YOU WANNA KISS ME AS MUCH AS I WANNA KISS YOU RIGHT NOW

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I’M SURPRISED SOMEONE AS SMART AS YOU WOULD HAVE tO ASK

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AND THAT LADIES AND GENTS IS HOW SHARPAY EVANS AND TROY BOLTON KISSED

dingdongyouarewrong:

frigiddykebitchcuntmanabuser2k14:

parents who vaccinate their children without their consent are terrible parents, no exceptions.

parents who let their children die of completely preventable diseases because they think 8 year olds are capable of making their own medical decisions are terrible parents. no exceptions

jackryanz:

going back to play a game over again and listening to a character that betrays you lie straight to your face

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mari-on-tea:

bigbardafree:

djtetsuo89:

danistotallyuncool:

gatoishwary:

ttripod:

jodyrobots:

whaa

WHATS THIS MOVIE!?

I WISH I KNEW!!!

The name of this movie is Top Secret

Dude, top secret is such a good movie.

this movie has an entire bar fight sequence that takes place underwater

for no reason at all

next date night movie

furything:

thanks for smashing the flowers all to hell, i forgive you because you’re cute

my-h-e-a-r-t-s-not-in-it:

hey sorry im late i didnt want to come

*A guy and a girl walk in and order their coffee. They sit across from each other and just start talking. The guy asks her if she'd like to go out with him. She politely turns him down and says she's not interested. The guy begins to rant about how "nice guys finish last"*
Guy: I've known you since freshman year! I've been there during all your break ups with jerks and you treat me like this?
Girl: So just because you're there for me, I should date you? Is that what you're saying?
Guy: I'm just saying you should give me a chance.
Girl: Listen, I just don't like you in that way. I'm not looking for a relationship and I want us to be friends, and nothing more. I'm sorry, I just want to stay where we are right now.
Guy: Why don't you like me? It's because I'm not an asshole, huh?
Girl: You gotta be fucking kidding me. You seriously think I go for guys who treat me like garbage? I go for guys who I like, guys who don't play the "nice guys finish last" card.
Guy: I'm just saying what needs to be said. You don't appreciate all the things that I've done for you.
Girl: Oh yeah? Like what?
Guy: There was that one time I got you some pads when you were on your...you know....
Girl: OH, SO BECAUSE YOU HELPED ME PREVENT MY PANTIES FROM LOOKING LIKE SOMETHING THAT CLEANED UP A MURDER SCENE, I SHOULD TOTALLY FUCK YOU, RIGHT?
Guy: Please, just lower your voice, you're causing a scene-.
Girl: NO, LET THEM KNOW YOU'RE A FUCKWAD THAT THINKS I SHOULD RIDE YOUR DICK JUST BECAUSE YOU TREAT ME LIKE A HUMAN.
Girl: I don't owe you ANYTHING. I'm grateful for the things you've done for me, but it's hard to remain grateful when you act like an inconsiderate jerk like you're doing right now.
Girl: Do me a favor and get your head out of your ass, it's not a hat. Stick to a fedora like all the other "friend-zoned" guys out there.
*the whole cafe sits in silence*
*barista starts clapping*
relahvant:

stunningpicture:

That time I added a bit too much bubblebath to the tub.

that’s a shower…

relahvant:

stunningpicture:

That time I added a bit too much bubblebath to the tub.

that’s a shower…

pixyled:

and-down-we-go:

My Mom just accidentally prematurely sent an email to an accounting firm… It was supposed to say ‘I am afraid that we will have to postpone our meeting”

but she hit send when all it said was

Hi Jeffrey,
      I am afraid

THIS POS T GETS ME EVEYRTIME

kaibii:

toronjas:

I JUST SAW THIS ON FACEBOOK O M G

jesus wants in on a threesome

kaibii:

toronjas:

I JUST SAW THIS ON FACEBOOK
O M G

jesus wants in on a threesome